inside the brain

And for those who don’t know its not a teacher in school.

I’ve just seen Microsoft’s new Ms. Dewey search engine and boy does she making searching more fun. For purely “scientific research” I tried various different terms to see what her response would be.

All about flash - “Bring on the HTML baby, because nothing gets a girl hotter then talking about code. Lights, camera, actionscript” - Oh how I wish that was true.
Why are you still wearing clothes - “Take off all your clothes, yes the socks too and fold them neatly and toss them out the window *alarm sound* there, now you’re screwed” - At least the people programming it have a sense of humour.

And bend over gets a few different replies:

“Hey if you can get inside your computer, you can do whatever you like to me”
“I’m sorry did you think this was girl who does whatever you want dot com because that is simply not the case ”

I don’t think I’ll be using Ms Dewey often though but it ranks highly for the responses to various search terms. Whats the best you can do?