If you happen to be on Bebo or related, you’ve probably seen this before (with much worse spelling) but I’ve decided to take it to the bloggosphere. Do it or die.
1. Whats your name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Would you fuck me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If you had me for 30 minutes what would you do?
9. What was your first impression of me?
10. Do you still think the same?
11. What reminds you of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do you know me?
14. What do you like best about me?
15. Ever wanted to tell me something you couldn’t?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why.
18. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?
19. Anything to say before you go?
You really want me to do this?
1. Whats your name?
Will
2. Are we close?
no
3. What do you think of me?
I don’t
4. Do you have a crush on me?
You want me to crush you?
5. Would you kiss me?
Only with protection. A helmet with a face place perchance?
6. Would you fuck me?
Only with protection. Would a ten foot barge pole fit?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
com plete unknown
8. If you had me for 30 minutes what would you do?
You want to be crushed and polled. That takes time to arrange.
9. What was your first impression of me?
Probably lots of screaming and a strange splatting noise.
10. Do you still think the same?
Havn’t met you. Admittedly right now I’m a bit worried about you.
11. What reminds you of me?
er… roadkill on a stick.
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
Advice; don’t ask people to answer these questions,
13. How well do you know me?
Not at all. I think. I seem to remember a bar in Cork, but it’s a but hazy.
14. What do you like best about me?
Er….
15. Ever wanted to tell me something you couldn’t?
No. Shouldn’t; oh yes, couldn’t… no.
16. Could you ever love me?
maybe. If you survive.
17. Give me a nickname and explain why.
Shisk. See the stuff you’ve asked me to do above.
18. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?
No. I have sense.
19. Anything to say before you go?
bye.
I doubt I’m the Conor you think I am. I haven’t been to Cork in several years.
1. Whats your name?
Conor Power
2. Are we close?
Personally no, but in a telephone directory we would be.
3. What do you think of me?
I think you have a bloody cheek trying to appropriate my name, young man.
4. Do you have a crush on me?
No.
5. Would you kiss me?
No.
6. Would you fuck me?
Yes, if you were vulnerable enough.
7. Describe me in 3 words?
Name thieving bastard.
8. If you had me for 30 minutes what would you do?
Wave my birth cert in your face, get you to sign certain deed poll documents, etc.
9. What was your first impression of me?
Good domain name. I’m jealous.
10. Do you still think the same?
Yes.
11. What reminds you of me?
My name.
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
A new name.
13. How well do you know me?
Not very.
14. What do you like best about me?
Have a guess.
15. Ever wanted to tell me something you couldn’t?
No, I don’t think there’s any secrets between us, Conor my friend.
16. Could you ever love me?
Only carnally.
17. Give me a nickname and explain why.
Conor 2 (because I’m older than you, so I baggsy Conor 1)
18. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?
No, my blog is very specialised.
19. Anything to say before you go?
I AM NOT A CRANK
Too slow old man!
Seriously, watch out for that "Conor" fellow. He’s into some weird shit.